Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Punch Drunk # 98 (I Demand Satisfaction!)

The ability to file ridiculous lawsuits - like suing an NBA superstar because you got depressed and fat after he got injured and caused your favorite team to lose - is one of the things that makes America great.

With that on the brain, I've decided to sue everyone and everything that has caused me distress. I've been wronged and I demand restitution!

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