Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Punch Drunk # 68 (Jack and the Cooler)

This week in Style Weekly I interviewed my friend and doorman-extraordinaire Joe Kang. Turns out that he's a pretty funny guy. He also seems to think that he's the Korean Michael Jordan of bouncers.

Click here for the online version or grab a copy of Style Weekly on a street corner near you.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Punch Drunk # 67

Attended the Richmond Flying Squirrels 'Hot Stove' charity banquet last week. As is usually the case with minor league baseball in this city, most of the talk centered around whether or not Richmond can find the money for a new stadium and keep our double-A Squirrels from finding another city that will. 

My observations in the new issue of Style Weekly, on newsstands today. Click here for the online version.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Anger With Children

My morning radio show co-host Melissa Chase has a 3 year old daughter and we got the idea to let her be our new weekly movie reviewer - figuring that a little girl could do just as good, if not a better job than any 'adult movie reviewer' (Three words that don't belong in the same sentence, unless we're talking about a porno critic. That makes it okay).

What my co-host didn't plan on was how caring and fatherly* I am with impressionable young minds.

So this is one of our new features and for whatever reason the radio higher-ups have absolutely no problem with me berating a 3 year old**. Infact, they seem to love it.

Admittedly, it's a cute segment.

*Abusive, sarcastic, in stiller of self-doubt.
** Confirming that I'll probably be shit-canned any day now.

Here's the first two weeks. They're only about two minutes long. (I'll add a new one every Friday.)

'Wolves Will Eat You' :

'Thanks Little Girl...Thanks For Nothing.'