I was wondering, why do you think writing
about a blowjob is interesting and who do you think cares?
Hammond (Local blogger of some note and employee of the evil publishing
empire, Media General- Owners of the Richmond Times Dispatch)
Seriously? First I'll go the middle school route with this one and say that, Blow jobs rule! Talking about a blow job rules! Receiving a blow job rules even more!
My immediate knee-jerk email response to Mr. Hammond at 3 AM this morning questioned his manhood and wondered aloud if he had ever actually felt a woman's lips on his pee-pee before. Now that I've calmed down (and I'm sober) my answer is, yes, blow jobs are interesting and whether or not anyone cares is none of my concern. Mr. Hammond, do you think talking about which dead Richmondite should have a monument devoted to them is more interesting than a sloppy knob job? Okay, to the 30 blue hairs who read your blog and who are probably old enough to have met Jefferson Davis, maybe it is.
Blow jobs on the other hand, they tend to resonate and in some cases, enthrall, almost every single male that has ever walked the earth. Straight, gay, black, white, purple, the President of the fucking U-S of A!, etc. Unless you're a eunuch (which is what I called Mr. Hammond in my drunken early morning email), you're interested by the fellatio.
Is the Richmond Times Dispatch a sinking ship/ dirty rag used to wipe up my morning masturbation sessions? Yes, and it's going to be difficult to improve my opinion of our local paper when we've got the brain trust over there emailing me stupid, no-brainer questions like the one above.