Hahahaha, I really suckered you guys in with that title! Okay so I am about to go visit Cap Ale South (which is my abbreviated slang for Capital Ale House Southside). But I will not be getting an appetizer, I will not be critiquing the service and I most certainly will not be taking pictures of a fucking hamburger and then posting it on my blog.
No, I plan on getting hammercanned on a variety of really potent, possibly German beers. Who knows though, maybe the beers will be Austrian, I can't really say for sure. I won't even attempt to discuss beer types or brewing methods or anything else. I'll just say, "Barman, I'd like a strong beer", and he'll say, "Well whattdya like?" Then I'll say, "Dammit son, I just told you. Now chop chop." Luckily I know the barman or else I would probably get tossed a knuckle salad for being such an ass.
I'm also meeting a girl there, but it's a safe bet that I'll be early and she'll be late, and it's a safe bet that I will make it very clear that "this is not a date" and that I will only be paying.... for my own booze. You can also wager the farm that I will be hitting on other women. That, quite simply, is Jack Goes Forth Dating 101.
For the blog I'm going to write down the beers I try and then review them tomorr.... wait, who the fuck am I kidding?