Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Jack Goes Forth: Well Mikey, actually yes...that would be the money.
I have a thing for this chick and its like all of a sudden all of what I know about women has been tossed out the window. I'm texting to often or calling her when I know I shouldn't be. I mean what the f*ck??? Where'd you go Jack?
It seems strange that the girls you ignore (on purpose or not) are the ones that really want you...Meanwhile the ones you call , ask on dates and say nice shit to, don't seem as eager. Now don't get me wrong, I know the reasoning behind this and I follow the code of the jerk almost all of the time...It works... But even Jack Goes Forth can get excited about a girl and actually want to be nice!!! I know I know.... gross.
I'm just a bit perturbed because I had a texting outbreak a few hours ago that went a bit haywire. I'm usually money in the early stages.... psh
My new rule when I meet a girl I'm really into....Never ever call or text her! Its a bit unorthodox but its just crazy enough to work. I just need to figure out how I'll ever see her again without actually communicating with her. That could be a slight problem... Its not the best plan, but I'll probably do it as a George Costanza-type experiment and for extra writing fodder.
Meanwhile my answer to the texting fiasco of 2-25-2008?? Nothing. Cold shoulder. Never happened. Who? Huh? Whaaa? A few days of silence may pass and guess what??? She'll break the barrier and come-a-running my dear readers! :)
Mind games are fun. Don't let any jaded women or beta boy nice guys tell you any differently.
Jerry Seinfeld: What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?
Sunday, February 24, 2008
For someone who is unemployed and penniless I remain horribly optimistic. Even now, when things are looking bleak, I just have an overabundance of confidence. Maybe I'm to crazy to grasp my situation and my brain chemistry is somehow blocking out the negative thoughts. If thats the case then I guess I have the "good kind of crazy." I just don't see any reason to get down on myself. I have my youth and a sort of edge that I can't really explain...whatever it is though... well, I just know that it won't let me down... not in this lifetime.
I do go through brief moments of despair though. I'm ready for the sun to shine through a bit more.... its coming. I just gotta keep my head up.
I'm not sure what purpose this blog is serving me (currently its bringing me a lot of grief and criticism), but I'm not going to stop writing what I feel and think. I certainly don't plan on toning anything down either. The main point of contention is that a lot of people thought they knew me inside and out, only to have this blog show them a side of me they didn't know existed. The truth of the matter is I don't even know myself and I'm constantly re-evaluating what this all means. If I don't know who I am or what I want....How can anyone know me or what type of person I am??? They can't. I don't want to piss people off, but I didn't start this blog to make anyone happy either. This is a "me" blog.... Whether I have 200 readers a day, or 2... I can't change how I feel about stuff.
There are moments when I want something more real with a girl. These moments are fleeting, but they happen. I don't think this would effect my immediate future...but it gives me hope that maybe the Tin man Jack actually does have a heart. Okay I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit. I'm having a strange night...
I sat through the entire Oscar telecast. Maybe thats why I'm in such a weird mood. I feel gross about watching that much crap.
Its going to be a good week. I can feel it.
Adversity precedes growth.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
phone call. Seems Elaine's made you the bad boy. And Anna digs the bad boy.
George: I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
I feel like I used to go on dates all the time, like 4-5 new ones a month. Recently though due to my living situation, lack of work and utter lack of respect for anything considered a "relationship", I've fallen off the dating wagon . This is going to change.
If my date does read this blog....um, well I apologize in advance for the 4 condoms falling out of my pocket when I went to pay for our popcorn, and for the inappropriate comment about your cleavage 5 minutes into the date, and for moving in for a first kiss during the previews, and for that awkward moment when I...... well.... you get it.
*The Karate Kid knew a thing or two about first dates. Elizabeth Shue?!? I mean...damn. Shes marriage material.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
I want to congratulate you on being such a smashing sexy success in 2007. Lets run down what made the last year of our life so incredibly awesome.
You managed to work for two different employers and still end the year unemployed and with virtually no prospects. I really want to pat us on the back for such a show of incompetence and utter laziness. We proved that money and bills mean absolutely nothing to us.
An 89% condom usage rate!!! We managed to shatter our previous record of 40% set in 2005. Somehow all of those fearful trips to the free clinic and the multiple cotton swabs to the pee-pee hole finally scared us straight.
Though I don't have the numbers to back this up, it would be safe to say that 2007 was our heaviest drinking year yet. We really took our "college-self" out behind the tool shed and kicked his ass. He couldn't keep up with the new and improved drinking 'us'. Also judging by the huge facial scar and multiple condom wrappers found behind the bed...I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say we blacked out in 2007 more than any other previous years. Cheers!
2007 also held another first for us. More broken promises. Our lack of follow-through in 2007 was simply astounding. By checking our voicemail I can count 13 unreturned calls from last week alone. Do the math...thats us avoiding responsibility and work with amazing discipline. Keep it up you!
One great new thing we've noticed about ourself in 2007, was the complete lack of restraint in social settings. We cussed at bosses, parents, waiters, strangers... It was really awesome how we refused to take crap from anyone, anywhere, anytime. Regardless of the consequences, we made it known how we felt. Social tact???? HAHA...thats for suckers.
And last but not least, through all the drinking, drugs, sex, shameless self-promotion, avoidance of work, laziness, etc... we did do one thing exceptionally well.... We always kept it sexy. It may have something to do with all the product we use in our hair, but seriously...we never had a hair out of place in all of 2007. I mean damn....we really looked good.
Good work me.
Keep it up.