Percentage chance of a patron trying to walk out on, and/or not pay their tab, based on the first drink ordered:
Long Island Iced Tea: 4% chance
Blue Motorcycle: 7% chance
Grey Goose and Pineapple: 13% chance
"Whatever the cheapest drink in the bar is": 17% chance
Corona with grenadine in it: 24% chance
This study is based on my last 10,000 drinks poured. Of course 10,000 is a completely arbitrary number and I have no idea how many drinks I even poured in the last 6 hours. Regardless, if Wilt Chamberlain can claim to have slept with 10,000 women, then I can make the claim to have poured 10,000 drinks. Even if we're both off by a few thousand...
The purpose of this study? Well, there really isn't one. Just don't get offended when I ask for your credit card to hold the tab. I've seen too many people I used to trust, "forget" to pay their tab.