I received an email today informing me that the Catrow's (Ross and Val) of RVAnews.com had just had their son and that they had named him Jack.
My response to the email: "That kid will now lead a life full of increased virility and social standing..all due to four little letters. -Jack"
What I failed to mention is that the kid will also have his name used in a variety of ways that his parents never intended, including the oh-so-popular "Jack-off", or "Jack Mehoff", and don't forget about the lovely "Jackass". Also he will be called "Jackie" by many, even at the advanced age of 25 years old.
My personal favorite as of late has been "Jack In Your Box" for inappropiate reasons that I won't get into on the blog.
Either way, Catrows, congrats on choosing such a strong, manly name for your first born. May he go forth and prosper.