I'm not in jail and the only reason I'm posting this is because of the outpouring of emails and comments that hoped that I would be locked up in prison or hoped that channel 6's General Manager might be autistic and that I was a Richmond first amendment martyr. Apparently the email I received that threatened me, was the real deal (I had someone confirm the senders email address), yet I haven't been summoned to appear in court thus far.
It doesn't matter, I'm fully prepared. My lawyer friend/drinking cohort happened to finish tops in his 1st amendment law class and he is completely prepared to defend my rights as a blogger, which to this day, are extremely vague. He also is able to maintain his composure after slamming 15 Coors Lights (Clearly I choose my attorneys based on merit).
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Anyways, what the fuck are they going to do? I already live week to week and I'm absolutely sure that I won't lose my job as a bartender for pissing off channel 6. Infact, I would welcome the conflict, because really, what else do I have to do???
Yeah.... sue me for defamation..... good luck boring media.
Regardless, I'll be back to posting about interesting stuff, like sex, booze and Richmonder's horrible tipping habits come Tuesday morning. I've already authorized someone to blog it up for me in case I go to jail. Ha.