If you see an 06' Dark Gray Altima blatently smash into someone else's drivers side door in an attempt to murder the driver somewhere in Richmond, don't report it. In fact you should email me and you may just get a free bar tab out of it.
Two stretches of road in Richmond where people with road rage should NEVER EVER go:
Libbie between Cary and Broad. It's all old people and rich west end fuckers who can't drive to save their life. Too much cell phone usage and too many oblivious conversations with their other passengers pushes me to the breaking point everyday as I head to the gym.
Forest Hill Ave. All of it. I hate to do this again, I really really do hate this, but it needs to be said; certain minorities drive like shit. I don't want to just blame minorities because many many non-minority people also drive like 11 year old autistic kids...I'm looking at you granny. I frequent Forest Hill and the only way I contain my murderous rage is to crank my music and take my head to a happy place, a place where people have to pass a literacy test, a coordination test, an eye exam, a physical, a piss test, a sociological study and write a 40 page paper on basic American history to get a license.