Did anyone catch the number of the train that hit me last night?
Ugh, I haven't been this hungover since last week. Of course a Dewars at dinner, 4 huge Ketel and Sodas, 9 PBRs and a shot of Van Gogh Double Expresso Vodka will tend to have that effect on a person.
Don't get me wrong, it was fun and seeing as how it was the first night I had off in 10-11 days, I made it a point to get a healthy buzz going. I also had a guest wingwoman for part of the night, although that wasn't very fruitful. I think she got more enjoyment from my failings than actually succeeding with a girl.
Anyways, so I was feeling so good at one point that I actually hit on a group of girls with the line, "cheers....heres to the crucifixion ladies!" Then I smiled and took a huge gulp of beer. Now I know what Easter is and I know that this was a wildly inappropriate comment, but they smiled and laughed. This started a conversation about what Easter really is and yada yada yada.
I also made eye contact with one tall, cute, blonde girl. She then proceeded to stroll past and in a lame attempt to stop her I stammered out, "uh, hey, how are you?" She said "fine" and proceeded to keep moving. This elicted laughter and jokes from my wingwoman and her friend.... But this story isn't over. I saw her again at the bar across the street and this time I wouldn't be denied. I got someone to introduce me and we began speaking. Turns out shes a bartender also (isn't everyone whos out on a Sunday night?). It also turns out that she wasn't that interesting, or just really drunk, but I got her number anyways. That number is not gonna get called though. Infact I was so hammered at that point that I probably couldn't pick her out a police line-up today.
Another thing was I ended up seeing a lot of old, familiar faces and the night was a blur of funny conversation and good times. It was the type of night that makes me remember that Richmond really isn't that bad.
I gotta give a shout out to my wingwoman for the fun times, although as a wingwoman she probably couldn't get me laid in a whorehouse. :)
Good stuff, but now I gotta get back on my grind and make some money. I'll see you all at the bar.