Excuse the lack of posts this week. I've contracted this bubonic plague that everyone seems to be getting. Between the bouts of sleep, vomiting, and dizziness, I just can't find the time to post. Check back Thursday morning for some new material. Until then your top priorities should include drinking and hitting on girls with low self esteem. Good night and good luck.
3 comments:
I'm afraid there is no cure. Get ready for an ever accelating downward spiral from which you will never recover. As pustules cover your body and face, your family will abandon you and while you face a horrible death alone...
or maybe you just have the flu, they are very similar.
Good Luck, Spring is only 6 weeks away.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
this made me lol because the first thought i had was "dont you sleep, vomit, and get dizzy on a normal day?
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