Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Jack's Listless Life


Lists are dumb & lazy, so I made a list about lists. Buzzfeed has nothing on me.

New column out in this week's Style Weekly. Read it here or grab a print edition on a street corner near you.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Jack's Pre-Snow Meltdown


Think the term "polar vortex" is hyperbole? You haven't seen anything yet. New column out today in Style Weekly.

Click here to read online or grab a print edition of Style on a newsstand near you.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

New Year's Resolutions: A Quiz


Is 2015 the year that you become great? Probably not, but take my quiz and find out anyways. New column/quiz out in this week's edition of Style Weekly.

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Misspent Youth


"Misspent Youth" in which I examine a rich NYC high school kid and my own, trips to 7-11 for unlimited supplies of malt liquor and Slurpee upbringing came out in Style Weekly over the holidays.

Click here to read the online edition. The print edition is not on the racks anymore and is probably being used by bridge people for toilet paper and warmth at this point. Ya know, if you wanted a print edition of Style.

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Romancing the Beard


Bearded men are taking over the world (and claiming all of the women), and there's nothing us non-beardos can do about it. New column on the rise of the beard, out today in Style Weekly.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Thanksgiving Toil & Trouble


This week I give my take on (and a solution to) the Black Friday/Brown Thursday retail opening hours controversy in Style Weekly.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Halloween Hooligans and Harlots


Need a last minute, completely original, skanky Halloween outfit? I gotcha covered in this week's Style Weekly.

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