Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Romancing the Beard


Bearded men are taking over the world (and claiming all of the women), and there's nothing us non-beardos can do about it. New column on the rise of the beard, out today in Style Weekly.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Thanksgiving Toil & Trouble


This week I give my take on (and a solution to) the Black Friday/Brown Thursday retail opening hours controversy in Style Weekly.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Halloween Hooligans and Harlots


Need a last minute, completely original, skanky Halloween outfit? I gotcha covered in this week's Style Weekly.

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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Postcard from Jamrock


New column out in today's Style Weekly - "Postcard from Jamrock" - about the dichotomy that is Jamaica. Tourist beauty versus a ghetto, hardscrabble existence.
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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Delight and Decay


New column out today in Style Weekly. If you're feeling the urge to be entertained and not do crippling, mind-altering drugs for 5 minutes - check it out.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Walk on the Ocean


New Punch Drunk column out in this week's Style Weekly. Talking lighthouses and about starting my own island nation. I also may have found a new job for Gene Cox.

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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

King of the Mountain


'Some have called me the Tenzing Norgay of eating fast food and lying on the couch.'
In this week's Style Weekly, I take on Arby's 'Meat Mountain'. It's fucking gross.