Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Walk on the Ocean


New Punch Drunk column out in this week's Style Weekly. Talking lighthouses and about starting my own island nation. I also may have found a new job for Gene Cox.

Click here to read online or grab a print edition of Style Weekly on a street corner near you.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

King of the Mountain


'Some have called me the Tenzing Norgay of eating fast food and lying on the couch.'
In this week's Style Weekly, I take on Arby's 'Meat Mountain'. It's fucking gross.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

The Protection Business


'There was a glaring hole in the lazy life, a lack of coverage, you might say, in the home-delivery game...'

New column out today in Style Weekly about this new 24-hour condom delivery service. Click here or grab a print edition on a street corner near you.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

The Endgame


Worried about the afterlife? Don't sweat it! You can now rest in peace with 'Yahoo Ending'. I'll explain in this week's edition of Style Weekly. 

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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Taste the Rainbow


Because you people are disgusting, Fireball is now officially one of the top-selling liquors in RVA. Let's discuss this, ya filthy animals.

New Punch Drunk column out today in Style Weekly. Click here or grab a print edition on a street corner near you.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The Flabongo Summer


Too poor to jet off to the Outer Banks for a summer vacation? Don't stress. I gotcha.

New column out in this week's Style Weekly. Click here to read or grab a print edition on a Richmond street corner near you.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Style Weekly 2014 Bar Guide


Did a piece on what bars to take certain family members to in RVA for the annual Style Weekly bar guide. It's basically a primer on some of Richmond's best bars. Click here to read online or grab a print edition of Style Weekly on a street corner near you.

For the complete bar guide, click here.